Photos of the red carpet runway under the cut:-
Shades are designer Carrera, not from the loot bag from Pato's birthday bash at Chuck E Cheeze
Jesus is here. I take it the Rapture gossip is true.
Not wearing his "Jaws attacked me" cutoffs, thank Yepes.
Heading to a Bar Mitzvah
Acknowledgments: Suit by D&G, Hair styling by Marek Hamsik
I prefer him in a tank top tbh
That grin ain't foolin' me. Up to no good, this one.
Only posting this for Gian's cheshire grin:
Fester got a girlfran
...Speaking of which, who's ready for WAGS?
(I'm noticing a trend: see through black lace and peekaboo bras)
Again with the black lace
Abate and his Plus-1 (also in black lace)
More lace tops
This one's for Martha... proving Amelia got game outside the pitch ;)
The Magdalene to his Jesus
FLY. GOT GAME IN SPADES. HAS MOVES YOU AIN'T SEEN. SMOOTH LIKE BUTTER, DRIPPING WITH SWAGGER. THIS LADY KILLER IS AN OVARY IMPALER.
This post was approved by gigolo!Quacklet (BRB. Signing him up for Chippendales)
Get to the bank and withdraw some paper. I hope you got dollars to slip into that waistband.