Javier Zanetti's OCD. ([info]bustedflush) wrote in [info]ahh_serie_a,
2010-02-11 09:41:00
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Well, That Explains the Diet Pills


("Do I look fat to you?")

Yep, Mutu's modeling again. This time, it's for a company called Dooa (or maybe DOOA -- you might required to yell it) rather than Souvenir Clubbing, so he cannot be held responsible for the ugly clothes. He's also naked in this campaign far more than he usually is for Souvenir Clubbing, so it's really sort of a win-win for all of us.


This is the print ad that's in all the sports papers right now -- Dooa/DOOA know where to find people who care what Adi wears.


Daw. And, look -- the clothes aren't hideous!




Ok, nevermind. Though I was just wondering where I could get some really nice denim cutoffs. No, really.




(This is when the photographer caught him breakdancing during a break. Never let it be said Adi's not multi-talented.)




Ok, he's really awfully cute when he tries to be all hard. Assuming, that is, that he doesn't actually think it's working.




Cactus or girl? That must have been a tough call.




I like how he's dressed on the bed, then moves to the floor as he starts to show more skin. Classy.




Woo-hoo, the stripping! Finally.


Aw, look -- he's channeling baby!Adi.




Love. It. You have to respect a man who can do that with a straight face, even if only a little bit.




... Ok, these two are pretty great, even with the Facial Hair of Doom.


After all the nakedness, they made him put the tshirt back on, just for propriety's sake.






Yep, totally worried about propriety. Nice rosary, btw.
Tags: 'mutu', modeling, team: fiorentina

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[info]bustedflush

February 11 2010, 14:50:38 UTC 2 years ago

Just get the right drugs, Kellie, and anything's possible! /immense sarcasm

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[info]bustedflush

February 11 2010, 14:55:20 UTC 2 years ago

He absolutely could not! Haven't you read that the (alleged) pills were (allegedly) his mom's, and he'd never do anything wrong on purpose? She could totally hook you up, though. Anything you need.

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[info]hoppipolla

February 11 2010, 17:50:07 UTC 2 years ago

Oh. I don't know what is more appropriate, laughing at Adi because well. look at the shots or flailing over the fact he does have a nice body. Or wanting to shake him. I think I might want to with the latter actually.

[info]bustedflush

February 11 2010, 18:03:25 UTC 2 years ago

I feel so dirty for finding the most obvious, fratty ones hot. *shudder* These are sort of adorable, though!

Though obviously he does need shaking. All the damn time.

[info]cheryl_bites

February 11 2010, 18:36:26 UTC 2 years ago

O_o

o_O

Mmmmm. The odd thing is that clearly he's NOT fat at all; I worry for his sanity. The other odd things are that he only has one modelling face, that they chose a woman who clearly hates him for the shoot when surely smily ones were available, and that his cross and nipple are helpfully spelling out his number. (I love this face, though. And the giant cactus.)

[info]bustedflush

February 11 2010, 19:45:19 UTC 2 years ago

Yes, but he's only not fat because he's been (allegedly) taking those smashing (alleged) diet pills! *eyeroll* Maybe the chick was mad because he wouldn't share them? (I really like the standing-before-the-curtains-while_flexing series. Assuming he's knows they're funny, obviously. Which is questionable.)

[info]cheryl_bites

February 11 2010, 19:51:15 UTC 2 years ago

I think the lass is furious about the way her hair and lip implants have turned out, but that's just me. (Blimey, you're never happy with his modelling poses. XD In the first SC one, did he not glomp Gambit while pulling a silly face, and you called him a dork? And now he's taking it too seriously. Poor man, he can't do anything right. And I mean that last bit.)

[info]bustedflush

February 11 2010, 20:19:52 UTC 2 years ago

(Hey, since when is "dork" an insult? It's totally a good thing, if not Sexy For Modeling (See: Everything Deki every did for Sweet Years) -- any sign of a sense of humor is good.)

[info]cheryl_bites

2 years ago

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[info]andolinn

February 11 2010, 19:45:51 UTC 2 years ago

Martha what is up with that white-curtain-backdrop?! Modeling on the cheap? Romainain style? LOL

Clearly, the best backdrop there are the white sheets. That we need more of!

Bless you for posting these. Curse the boy for the diet pill fiasco.

[info]cheryl_bites

February 11 2010, 19:47:42 UTC 2 years ago

(Judging by the HORRIBLE lighting, I assume they are deliberately trying to create the atmosphere of a cheap porn shoot.)

[info]andolinn

February 11 2010, 20:34:55 UTC 2 years ago

(Poor Ady. Reduced to a charicature of real life! LOL And yes, the lighting is terrible too, isn't it.)

[info]promakos

February 12 2010, 08:31:30 UTC 2 years ago

Have to agree... the lighting is absolutely atrocious... and not at all trashy chic like the photographer was going for. Blech.

[info]bustedflush

February 11 2010, 20:17:38 UTC 2 years ago

LOL Why, it's Cheap Hotel Room chic, of course! Italian style!

(And you're very welcome. *g*)

[info]andolinn

February 11 2010, 20:35:55 UTC 2 years ago

Is that what it is?! So every girl can picture herself with Ady?! *grins*

[info]milan_love

February 11 2010, 20:02:21 UTC 2 years ago

I'm totally loling, hard, at him.

Oh lord, who taught him the face he's making?
Because he should sue them.

This makes me lol more than any other one.

"What, you want me to slowly unzip my jacket? Like this? Oh slower? No I will not go slower!"



[info]bustedflush

February 11 2010, 20:18:17 UTC 2 years ago

lol It's amazing how much modeling work just being pretty will get you, isn't it? NO SKILLS NECESSARY.

[info]milan_love

February 11 2010, 20:30:19 UTC 2 years ago

Yes! Lolol they try to distract you with nekkid shots. It might work for some but my photographer instinct is screaming at me that it's wrong. :P

Lol, you wouldn't think you would need very many skills to model, but obviously I was wrong. *g*

[info]bustedflush

February 11 2010, 23:45:07 UTC 2 years ago

Hey now, don't blame the shitty lighting and photography on Adi, he's got enough responsibility as it is, standing up for the "sexy" poses and faces! *g*

[info]milan_love

2 years ago

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[info]kenitafunk

February 11 2010, 21:20:40 UTC 2 years ago

LOL he looks so weird, hot, but weird

[info]bustedflush

February 11 2010, 23:45:43 UTC 2 years ago

LOL Story of his modeling life.

[info]promakos

February 12 2010, 08:35:12 UTC 2 years ago

I... have no words. I want to say something snarky, but I really don't know what to say. His, uh, body looks good. And I don't hate the t-shirt/jeans look. Omg, the 2nd shiny jacket... *is speechless*.

Oh and I like the idea of DOOA! being shouted, lol. That's how it will always be in my head.

[info]bustedflush

February 12 2010, 11:52:19 UTC 2 years ago

The shiny jackets are amazing, aren't they? Who buys those? And how much noise do they make when you move?

LOLOL DOOA! are surely pleased by this. *g*
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