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01 December 2009 @ 10:54 am
Calendar Boys  
2010 is a month away. Y'all know what that means, right? Brand new (topless) calendar boys!


Don't make me call the pedo bear on you.


The above-pictured Alessandro Matri and a couple of his exhibitionist, albeit charitable, friends have taken off their baller kits to pose nude provocatively for the 2010 "Il Bello del Calcio" calendar for Max. Oh that's right, they're not just objectifying the likes of VD-stricken Belen Rodriguez anymore-- Max has branched out to catering to the Playgirl market. (That's us, if you're not following.)

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Also featured in the calendar are: Marco Di Vaio (gennaio), Giampaolo Pazzini (febbraio), Alessandro Diamanti (marzo), Luca Toni (aprile), Alberto Gilardino (maggio), Balzaretti e Cassani (giugno), Sergio Floccari (luglio - agosto), Matteo Ferrari (settembre), Stefano Mauri (ottobre), Marco Materazzi (novembre), Alessandro Matri (dicembre).

Beneficiaries of proceeds from calendar sales include Canna and Ciro Ferrara's charity, as well as the Cannavaro brothers' charitable foundation based in their native Napoli. So come and get this calendar: not only will you get your monthly (topless) baller fix, you'll also be contributing to a good cause. Who says perving was a selfish act? ;)

Under the cut are pics from the unveiling/press event, and teasers from Calendar Boys, Luca, Matrix and Canna.







Who better to put on the cover than Il Capitano himself.

^He's no stranger to taking tops off, that's for sure.



Someone did not get the memo that this was to be a TOPLESS photoshoot.




Yes, these ones were informed that clothing is optional.

Dibs on the bald Roman in the middle. Y'all can just pop off.



MDV posing by a Han Dynasty ancient vase from China. Hold up, was this taken at the shady tat parlour where Deki got his ink done?




Yes, his fly is open. Yes, that was intentional.

Well it made you look down there, didn't it?



Rod StewartDavid Bowie and John Cusack

Cassani, your ass is falling out of dem jeans. Not that we're complaining.



Damn, boy. You fine. Aww, his happy trail is growing back ♥

Is he legal? Pedo bear's coming to get me, isn't he?




Pics from press event:

Canna: See this big-ass check? We took our clothes off for $26,000!
Di Vaio: Man, that's weak. I could've sold my topless pic to the tabloids for 50 grand.




"Did I have trouble taking my top off for the shoot? Bitch, don't you know who I am?"




BRB passing out laughing @ Cassani's bowtie bought from the children's department:

Meanwhile, Matri's very proud of his prominent hipbones. And with good reason.



Anyone who finds scans for February (Pazzo), May (emo!Gila), July and August (Floccari), SEPTEMBER (Matteo T.I. Ferrari -- even if he hasn't been in Serie A for ages now) and of course, OCTOBER (Stefano Hotstuff Mauri), come hollar!!!



If y'all perved on Matri, just remember:
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He's coming for you.
 
 
 
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N.: gaga: lady invisibleface_the_world_ on December 1st, 2009 03:57 pm (UTC)
Yay Luca Toni!
razor2rozary on December 1st, 2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
I know, so exciting, he's coming to Serie A in January! ♥♥♥
(no subject) - torstai on December 1st, 2009 05:26 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 01:37 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - moralimperative on December 1st, 2009 06:35 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 01:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)
cheryl_bites: Roman's hatcheryl_bites on December 1st, 2009 04:14 pm (UTC)
Hmmm, I foresee happy Meg and Angua.

Someone seems to have insulted Marco grievously just before taking that photo, and WHY IS CANNA WEARING GIANT WHITE TRAINERS WITH HIS SUIT??
razor2rozary on December 1st, 2009 04:17 pm (UTC)
Too hip-hop for dress shoes lol
ひきこもり: calcio: Forza Italia!!!jellicle_kitten on December 1st, 2009 05:01 pm (UTC)
OMG Wanna see MAY 'cause it's my month!!!
(no subject) - jellicle_kitten on December 6th, 2009 01:41 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Javier Zanetti's OCD.: Inter | Special is a loonbustedflush on December 1st, 2009 05:23 pm (UTC)
Dude, I think Balzaretti is wearing modified Hammer pants -- this is the most respect I've had for him maybe ever.
torstaitorstai on December 1st, 2009 05:34 pm (UTC)
NGL, I stared at Matri for a good ten minutes before I even clicked on the cut.

Dunno if he is legal but he certainly doesn't look it <.< >.> but dear lord I want a piece of it. He's been on my "has stripped off his shorts and run around the pitch" must watch list for a while... right under Mirko.

Kickin' game with a capital G: TOPrazor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 01:42 pm (UTC)
Ruby calzamante says he's 25 so Matri bb is legal fo damn sure. Perv away!

I saw a vid of him getting interviewed about this Playgirl calendar and he says he was embarrassed lol -- his face was all flustered as well, so you can tell boy wasn't comfy with his sex symbol status. Aww, how adorbs ♥

Meanwhile, Cassani was all, HELL YEAH IT WAS NOT EMBARRASSING. That man has no shame (I shoulda known; do you see how his ass is sticking out in his calendar shot lolol)
(no subject) - torstai on December 6th, 2009 10:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
rusty shackleford: LFC | we are familyhoppipolla on December 1st, 2009 05:50 pm (UTC)
Oh hello boys

Yes I like how someone doesn't scan Pazzo or Gila. Clearly they don't like me...damn you world!
cheryl_bites: Drawing Blockcheryl_bites on December 1st, 2009 09:27 pm (UTC)
*Soothes* It'll be a Christmas present.
(no subject) - bustedflush on December 2nd, 2009 03:43 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - hoppipolla on December 2nd, 2009 05:19 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - bustedflush on December 2nd, 2009 06:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - milan_love on December 2nd, 2009 10:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - bustedflush on December 2nd, 2009 10:20 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - milan_love on December 2nd, 2009 10:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
calzamante on December 1st, 2009 08:32 pm (UTC)
Ale Matri's 25, so perfectly legal, bb. ;)
razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 01:43 pm (UTC)
Oh haaaale, Pedo Bear's got nothin' on me now! Thanks for the 411! XD
bluebeta_13: Smiling Catbluebeta_13 on December 1st, 2009 09:23 pm (UTC)
OMG LUCA! *thud*
razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 01:44 pm (UTC)
When is he moving back to Serie A already, daaaamn!
The Captain: Ballers//Lollo//Slush Fund Babythe_loyal_royal on December 1st, 2009 10:49 pm (UTC)
Dibs on the bald Roman in the middle. Y'all can just pop off.
Two words: You would. ♥
razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 01:46 pm (UTC)
ROFLROFL HE'S TOO PERFECT! Bald, ripped and ROMAN. Besides, I was done for the moment I saw his D&G ads back in '06. Then I found out he's a straight-up homeboy and that was it. Plus, he has a three-letter acronym nickname,and you know I love me some of that ;)

OT - Bitch you're going down >=P

OMG plz tell me Grinchikles is starting. And don't even talk to me about Pouty
(no subject) - the_loyal_royal on December 6th, 2009 02:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
hameow: marchisiohameow on December 2nd, 2009 01:58 am (UTC)
one word. LOL XD

Matrix, baby, you seem to be confused between sexy and dorky lol

hmmm 26K euro? how many members we have now? can we raise money to finance our calendar for a "good cause"? especially if marchisio & paloschi in it. nnnnnnnngh
Kickin' game with a capital G: TOPrazor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 01:48 pm (UTC)
one word. LOL XD

MATTEO "MR. SEPTEMBER" FERRARI DOES NOT APPRECIATE you LOLing at his "sexy" calendar shots! LOLOLOL ♥ (I agree though, especially Gila's. Why is he wearing ladies clothing on his calendar spread?!)

Matrix thought this was a calendar for seniors, so he kept his clothes on. Poor thing didn't get the memo this calendar panders to hos.

HELL YES TO MARCHISIO ON A CALENDAR! OMG HE WAS SO BRILLIANT yesterday in the derby: a goal and a goalline clearance ♥ I scratched my throat screaming for him after he showed us all he got some fancy feet on him ♥
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razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 01:52 pm (UTC)
Try ebay. Search for Max calendar "Freedom 2010 il bello del calcio"

They should have it listed there for a ridiculous amount of money lol
Javier Zanetti's OCD.: Inter | Milito so easybustedflush on December 2nd, 2009 03:42 pm (UTC)
Here's the Gila one.
Kickin' game with a capital G: TOPrazor2rozary on December 5th, 2009 09:37 pm (UTC)
The hale is he wearing!?

And what is Vin Diesel doing biting Gila like this?


OT - GURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL, I'm so proud of my Serial Killer!! Did you see his twinkle toes of love? ♥♥♥ And look at Melo Yellow getting sent off for a loose elbow? ♥ (OK you're gonna hate me for drawing a heart for that, but you do understand, yes?)

Also, how cute is the gnome playing peacekeeper?! He headbutted Gigi lovingly ♥♥♥ And please tell me you saw him and Gio's love moments!!! (48"?). Dammit, I am loving this derby more than I should.

LOL Mou - poor thing had to watch from the stands, scherzo perche amo!

BRB, sucking on a Ricola. My damn vocal chords are strained for screaming for Soulless Eyes. Goddamn.
(no subject) - bustedflush on December 5th, 2009 11:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 01:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Kickin' game with a capital G: gg/slairrazor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 02:01 pm (UTC)
I don't approve, there's only one Roman in these shots and he's in the wrong team :\

Speaking of that icon, OMG last Monday's episode was so damn good! The "mmmwatcha say scene" reminded me so much of the OC, but GG was waaaaaaaaaaay better. And OMG Dorota is preggerz ♥
Dirtbunnydirtbunnies on December 2nd, 2009 09:24 pm (UTC)
1. Serie A is blessedly lousy with attractive Marcos, and it's nice to see oft-underlooked MDV getting some well-deserved attention.
2. Matrix (another Marco) looks lovely even with the shirt on (and I can pretend he has fewer stupid tats).
3. Now everyone knows I love me that big goofy ape Loooca, but the fraying and wear around the fly implies that those pants are a lot more difficult to open then they ought to be in a world that made sense.
4. Matri looks like the anime version of JuanManuelVargas. I prefer the one who is not a cartoon. But that's jes me. I can see that he has quite the fan club here. Maybe this is what happens when you get old like me.
5. Awwww. Gila has a fangirl!
razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 02:04 pm (UTC)
, but the fraying and wear around the fly implies that those pants are a lot more difficult to open then they ought to be in a world that made sense.

The fraying implies his member's rubs up on the denim fabric way too much. Perhaps the man needs those jeans a size bigger ;P

And those jeans are button-fly (the press-on kind), they're pretty easy to undo. You just pop them off coz there are no holes; very convenient lol

So true about Matri being a Vargas clone! I prefer the cartoon version though ♥
Ro Rossonera: edi nocemilan_love on December 2nd, 2009 10:08 pm (UTC)
My two Palermo boys are all sorts of amazing! *g*

<3 Matri!
razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 02:06 pm (UTC)
Why did they get squished in one shot, meanwhile Floccari gets to pose on TWO separate months? I demand a re-shoot.

NGL, Cassani's ass though more than makes up for this injustice.
(no subject) - milan_love on December 6th, 2009 04:10 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 02:08 pm (UTC)
RIGHT?! His shot was the most breath-taking: black-and-white photography, that gaze, the hip ridge, the happy trail shaved but growing back, THOSE EYES. What a tenderoni ♥ (Wait, OMG I keep forgetting he's older than me.)

LOL yes, I have, but thanks for pimping XD Oh Fra, such a crack-lord ♥♥
juventina5juventina5 on December 3rd, 2009 01:00 am (UTC)
OH. MY. GOD. I have had the CRAPPIEST week of my life but somehow all my troubles disappeared when matri and canna showed up. holy. fuck. i want, no, neeeed a piece of that. wow. i full on stared at my screen for a solid 15 minutes before i was able to speak again.

where can i get my hands on matri?! i mean one of these calendars?! thats what i meant... hehehe;)
thank you for seriously saving my week. thank you. you have actually just made my lifetime i think hahah
razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 02:09 pm (UTC)
lol Canna is honoured to have brightened your day bb =)

Where to buy this? Italy, I suppose? or try eBay Italia and search for " Freedom 2010 CALENDARIO" Your search should return a couple of hits. Good luck with your search for Matri ;p
(no subject) - juventina5 on December 6th, 2009 08:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
worship-elle: Love 2worship_elle on December 3rd, 2009 12:43 pm (UTC)
Where can you buy this? Not from Italy btw
razor2rozary on December 6th, 2009 02:10 pm (UTC)
Try eBay Italia and search for "Freedom 2010 CALENDARIO"

Or contact Max magazine and ask for details for overseas shipping.
Grietgriet_liebe on December 5th, 2009 04:04 am (UTC)
MDV is sexy as hell! love him!
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