Don't make me call the pedo bear on you.
The above-pictured Alessandro Matri and a couple of his exhibitionist, albeit charitable, friends have taken off their baller kits to pose
Also featured in the calendar are: Marco Di Vaio (gennaio), Giampaolo Pazzini (febbraio), Alessandro Diamanti (marzo), Luca Toni (aprile), Alberto Gilardino (maggio), Balzaretti e Cassani (giugno), Sergio Floccari (luglio - agosto), Matteo Ferrari (settembre), Stefano Mauri (ottobre), Marco Materazzi (novembre), Alessandro Matri (dicembre).
Beneficiaries of proceeds from calendar sales include Canna and Ciro Ferrara's charity, as well as the Cannavaro brothers' charitable foundation based in their native Napoli. So come and get this calendar: not only will you get your monthly (topless) baller fix, you'll also be contributing to a good cause. Who says perving was a selfish act? ;)
Under the cut are pics from the unveiling/press event, and teasers from Calendar Boys, Luca, Matrix and Canna.
Who better to put on the cover than Il Capitano himself.
^He's no stranger to taking tops off, that's for sure.
Someone did not get the memo that this was to be a TOPLESS photoshoot.
Yes, these ones were informed that clothing is optional.
Dibs on the bald Roman in the middle. Y'all can just pop off.
MDV posing by a Han Dynasty ancient vase from China. Hold up, was this taken at the shady tat parlour where Deki got his ink done?
Yes, his fly is open. Yes, that was intentional.
Well it made you look down there, didn't it?
Cassani, your ass is falling out of dem jeans. Not that we're complaining.
Damn, boy. You fine. Aww, his happy trail is growing back ♥
Is he legal? Pedo bear's coming to get me, isn't he?
Pics from press event:
Canna: See this big-ass check? We took our clothes off for $26,000!
Di Vaio: Man, that's weak. I could've sold my topless pic to the tabloids for 50 grand.
"Did I have trouble taking my top off for the shoot? Bitch, don't you know who I am?"
BRB passing out laughing @ Cassani's bowtie bought from the children's department:
Meanwhile, Matri's very proud of his prominent hipbones. And with good reason.
Anyone who finds scans for February (Pazzo), May (emo!Gila), July and August (Floccari), SEPTEMBER (Matteo T.I. Ferrari -- even if he hasn't been in Serie A for ages now) and of course, OCTOBER (Stefano Hotstuff Mauri), come hollar!!!
If y'all perved on Matri, just remember:
He's coming for you.